You spend some of the best moments in your life with your friends – moments that you cannot imagine sharing with your family. These are some funny Birthday Cards For Funny Friends that may remind you of the kind of relationship you have with your closest friends. They say that friends are god’s way of making up for our families.
Birthday Cards For Funny Friends
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“Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”
Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you
Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.
Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age.
Birthday Cards For Friends
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Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday.
On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to get worked up over. Happy birthday.
As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!
Birthdays are nothing more than nature’s way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! I’m so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat – I mean, share – your cake.
Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.
Happy Birthday Wishes
You know you’ve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbor’s swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the car’s fault. You’re not quite there yet, but you’re close. Happy birthday
As people get older, they gain the respect of the people around them. I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you.
I really tried to send you something amazing for your birthday, but I couldn’t fit in any of the boxes at the post office. Happy birthday.
You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today.
These are few of the best Birthday Cards For Funny Friends. and pictures that you can send to you friend for greeting them on happy birthday.
